cheeseit54:

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

no yesterday was the new year

urltima:

*hyperventilates*

urltima:

Dan + Blue eyes
As requested by nevershoutgir

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I HAVE DIED

strawlarryshortcake:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

yeah we just call it “two weeks” or in some cases “fourteen days”

urltima:

anotheryaoilover:

Landscape view of Phil brought to you by Dan

HIS LEGS ALL CURLED UP NOPENOPENPENOPENEOPE THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO DEAL WITH

urltima:

chris’s though I am CRYING

(Source: br0adfields)

dontfeedfangirlsaftermidnight:

Ron’s face is my reaction to life

(Source: hawwkette)

(Source: gettingmildlysuggestive)

mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

(Source: philsmuse)

#it’s like watching dw with someone who had never seen it

peetaslovemuffin:

(x)

pixelexic:

Happy birthday, Mr. Gavin Free!

zoecrissefron:

stut—ter:

sararye:

by clicking play you will immediately witness the sexiest thing you will ever see in your life and I strongly recommend you to make that commitment

Since this is ALMOST exactly my view on my video I concur…ALSO: holy fuck there’s a reason for my penname!