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disneyfoodtravel:

Emmanual Viola  has turned some of the Disney Princess crew into something much cooler.

🌌🌊 (at Oxnard State Beach)

🌌🌊 (at Oxnard State Beach)

nova-r:

caraphatash:

In response to Nash Grier using “fag.”

This needs to be read/heard by everybody.

stubbornjerk:

that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever

dxglitter:

theresabonita:

You know what’s really sad? In middle school we learn about STD’s and sexual infections and how to have sex safely but we never learned about women’s personal health. How to take care of our vagina’s because that’s a thing. I knew what a wet dream was before I knew what a yeast infection was and by then it was too late.

This thing. This thing is so fucked up.

vikkikate89:

"You don’t need a squeeze bottle to make a Jack Skellington pancake," he says.

"Use a plastic bag with a hole in it," he says.

"What could go wrong?" he says.

I GOT A PIG DEMON PANCAKE WITH ONE EAR! THAT’S WHAT COULD GO WRONG!!!

vikkikate89:

"You don’t need a squeeze bottle to make a Jack Skellington pancake," he says.

"Use a plastic bag with a hole in it," he says.

"What could go wrong?" he says.

I GOT A PIG DEMON PANCAKE WITH ONE EAR! THAT’S WHAT COULD GO WRONG!!!

perksofbeingacastmember:

frozen-autumn-sky:

What have I done…

Wtf

3 hour english class is not the business
-_-

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

smellyanne:

lookatthisfuckinradfem:

Well, you know…shit.

why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing

you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

smellyanne:

lookatthisfuckinradfem:

Well, you know…shit.

why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing

you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.

viciouscunt:

weed-plnts:

supramitch:

The car enthusiast, who is a member of the U.S. Military, hated the car’s silver color. One evening, he let his wife doodle on a few scratches on the bumper, and when the sun came up and he saw her stunningly intricate and elegant drawings, they knew they had to forge on. While he worked on tuning the insides, she drew on the car.

After roughly 100 hours of work and several clear coats to protect the design, they had an impressively beautiful car that they had tuned up as a team! (x)

i swear i saw this like YEARS ago, why did it only resurface now ? 

woahhhhhh hope he never sells that car

This is adorable and awesome

peter-capaldi-yo:

The Evolution of Lara Croft.

from wobble blob to i forgot she’s not real

paprikapotts:

barbaricyip:

motherfuckingnazgul:

shireen-baratheon:

#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."

O_O

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