Im not plugging my charger into a woman
The last comment actually just killed me.
my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies
@DarrenCriss: Passed out. @Harry_Styles just twerked.
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
im laughing she can’t count to five
1 2 4 5
today at work someone tipped me a potato
in some countries that is a marriage proposal
Even the potato looks confused
Please watch this video.
When Captain EO goes away, this should be the replacement.